Eleanor Blogger
(sing to the tune of Eleanor Rigby by Beatles)

Eleanor Blogger,
Sits at the keyboard
And looks at her blog on the screen;
Lives in a dream.
Waits for a comment,
Finding some pic's
That will make it attractive some more.
What is it for?

All the lonely bloggers,
where do they all come from?
All the lonely bloggers,
why do they blog so long?

Blogger MacKenzie
Typing the lines of
The blog post that no one will read;
Whom does he need?
Look at him working,
Munching some chips
As he waits for the post to upload;
Sits like a toad ...

All the lonely bloggers,
where do they all come from?
All the lonely bloggers,
why do they blog so long?

Eleanor Blogger
Clicks the wrong button
And loses six hours of work;
Feels like a jerk.

Blogger MacKenzie
Wiping the crumbs off
The keys as he adds in some code;
The code won't load.

All the lonely bloggers,
where do they all come from?
All the lonely bloggers,
why do they blog so long?

(Forgive me, John Lennon, wherever you are!)